2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.9. Your junior prom offered day care.10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart. "I'm in, yeah, it is Halloween, but what could be my costume?" Jordanreplied."Remember now, you were hired without an interview. You were hired juston paper, no one has seen a picture or anything. In fact a resume onlyhas your professional information on it, no personal things. So thecompany has no idea what you look like. The possibilities are endless,"She explained while laughing.Jordan started laughing too."That's true, I could go in with a whole face load of fake piercings. Onmy eyebrows, nose, mouth and dye my hair another color. This might befun. Lets do this tomorrow," Jordan replied.Anna was excited. "I'm glad we're doing this. Can I pick a costume outand then maybe after work we could hit up a bar in our costumes." Sounds good. I'm in," Jordan replied.The two kissed goodnight and then cuddled up together."Babe," a voice spoke. Jordan was startled but then realized it wasAnna's voice. Was it in my dream or did she say that awake.Jordan rubbed his eyes and focused his.
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